Humpty Dumpty is hanging
out with four of his egg pals and they're all sitting on a wall, in the
dark.
I quite fancy an egg for my breakfast.Humpty Dumpty makes the following statement:
I am furthest to the right, or one left
of that. Jack Spratt is furthest to the left or one left of the furthest
to the right. Georgie Porgie is 2 left of Little Boy Blue. Little Jack
Horner is furthest to the left or one right of that. Little Boy Blue is
not 2 right of Jack Spratt. I am not 1 left of Little Boy Blue.
He then adds:
I am telling the whole truth or else what I say is a complete load of
lies. Now if you can tell me where 1 of my mates sits you may have him.